
OUTRAGEOUS
GOINGS ON AROUND TOWN
Well,
this is quit a busy time for all concerned. Especially here in
Santa Monica. With the war in Baghdad and all, most of our local
politicians have been very busy passing City Council resolutions
condemning it. And for good reason, SMRR clearly does not want
the wave of democracy to spread too far and wide, what if such
a political concept as "freedom" stated taking hold
here in Santa Monica?
The police station is almost completed. It is probably the ugliest
building in the City (or the County for that matter) and one wonders
out loud how such garbage could be made to stack up on itself
for such a great height. We are told that there is more to come
(a parking structure) right next to the building. Look for that
soon to be coming out of the grown. The total cost so far is estimated
at $64,000,000.
The
City is also moving ahead with its plans to build a new downtown
library at a cost of approximately $72,000,000. We are starting
to learn that the new library will hold only about 20% more books
than the old one. Now one might ask why would the City spend some
$72,000,000 to build a new library and tear down a perfectly good
one for such small returns in books. Could it be that the library
is not to be used for books? More SMRR edifice building, with
City Taxpayers' hard earned cash.
After
Prop I passed some 4 years ago, the SM City Council gave Housing
Department the power to give Community Corp of Santa Monica up
to 5 million dollars per project to develop low income housing
with NO PUBLIC INPUT and NO COUNCIL REVIEW. The Department recently
gave Community Corp over 4 million dollars to buy 3 empty lots
at 15th and Broadway. They measure 150 x 150.
Not
unexpectedly, the City is in the red to the tune of $11,000,000
to $15,000,000 dollars for this year's budget. Of course with
all the cutting of services not one dime has been cut from the
millions the city is giving to Community Corporation to build
low income housing units, and all City employees get their usual
salary raises. Neither has the city seen fit to cut back on its
massive building plans. Clearly the city is headed towards a reduction
in bond rating, which will result in much more money being spent
for interest, and much less money available for city services.
No one on City Council seems to know the importance of balancing
a budget. We discussed (predicted) such a financial mess more
than a year ago, and such a state is coming to pass).
RECENT SANTA MONICA
LAWS OF INTEREST
Bootleg
Units Revisited
Do you remember the discussions of about a year ago, where we
worried about what the City would do with (or should I say against)
bootleg units. Well, after some delay the City administration
is moving ahead with a new law which is a mixed bag. Tuesday,
April 22, 2003, the City Council approved a Staff Report from
Building And Safety which proposed that an owner of any discovered
bootleg unit be (1) allowed to bring the unit up to "habitable"
condition and (2) be required to pay permit fees for the work
to the tune of approximately $7,000 per unit. This is a very hefty
cost for city permits, and together with the City required work,
may make the "legalization" too expensive. Each case
will involve independent considerations. We appeared at the public
comment period in front of City Council on this issue, and argued
on behalf Housing Providers that the preservation of low income
bootleg units required no city permit fees and light "habitability"
considerations. The Council always suspicious of Housing Providers'
concerns, refused to give us an open hearing on the issue. We
will continue with our arguments in front of Staff as they write
the guidelines. We did get a nice write up in the Santa Monica
Daily Press (Thursday, September 24, 2003 edition (See http://www.smdp.com)
for our efforts. We were quoted as stating to City Council: "
[T]here were probably more than 3,000 bootlegged units in Santa
Monica, many of them 300 square feet in size or smaller. If the
[Housing Providers] are forced to pay full price [$7,000 permit
fees], the future of some of the affordable housing may be in
jeopardy
."
However,
on the good side of this coin, consider that this is your opportunity
to make legal a bootleg unit. In this way, you will be able to
count the income from this unit towards annual gross income for
purposes of refinancing, or for purposes of sale. Traditionally,
banks will not count into gross income, that money which comes
from a bootleg unit. Thus the real income of the property is reduced
(and thereby the real value of the property is reduced). With
the current valuation on residential rental income at 12 and 14
times annual gross income one can see that adding say $500 per
month to the recognized income will increase the property value
some $75,000. That is not a bad return on investment in some cases.
Now before anyone rushes to report themselves to the City, lets
see what the final law will be. All in all we consider this new
move a positive step by the City to preserve low income rental
units and resolve a dispute between City and Rent Board which
has been festering for over 20 years.
Rent
Control Regulation 3304 "Absentee Tenants"
The first indications concerning the "absentee tenant"
regulation is positive. There have been about 20 applications
filed so far with the Board (not counting Douglas Emmett's 17
or so to be filed) and they have been set for hearing within 30
days of the filing of the petition. Don't forget that you must
follow the Board Regulation's procedure exactly as it is set out
in the instructions: i.e., a 10-day notice to the tenant on Board's
form and then the filing of the petition with the Board itself.
Getting important information about where your absentee tenant
actually lives may be difficult in some situations. However, in
many situations it is as simple as calling the local title insurance
company and asking them to search pubic records to see if your
tenant owns a home. Always do a search on the internet for the
tenant's name. Some tenants have webpages about their real homes
and lives and work. There are many public record sources that
can be checked from the convenience of your own computer or telephone.
The applications we have seen so far, show overwhelming evidence
that the tenant is absentee. There might be as many as 3,000 of
these units. Everyone we talk to has one or two tenants who use
the apartment for an office, or second apartment to visit on weekends.
And why not? At the ridiculously low rents that they are paying,
they can afford the luxury.
RECENT STATE OF CALIFORNIA
BILLS OF INTEREST
On
another negative note, we must understand that the State legislature
has declared war on Housing Providers statewide. There have been
a series of bills introduced by certain legislators, which if
passed into law (effective January 1, 2004) will make our lives
much more difficult and expensive. Lets review them here: AB
= Assembly Bill and SB = Senate Bill.
AB 831 (Goldberg):
Unlawful Detainer
This bill would require a court to restore a defendant in an unlawful
detainer action to possession who has been displaced pursuant
to a writ for possession executed as the result of fraud, mistake,
clerical mistake, inadvertence, accident, surprise, or excusable
neglect. Furthermore, this bill seeks to extend the time that
a tenant must answer an UD complaint from 5 days to 10 days. Finally,
this bill seeks to extend the time that a tenant must vacate his/
her apartment after a writ of possession has been issued, from
5 days to 10 days. [Goldberg has agreed to amend the bill so that
(1) current law allowing tenant 5 days to vacate after writ will
be extended to 5 "business days"
weekends
and holidays do not count, and (2) current law allowing 5 days
for tenant to file a response to a UD complaint will stay the
same in the new law for UDs alleging that the tenant has used
the premises for an unlawful purpose which poses an imminent threat
and danger to the health and safety of others and the complaint
states facts supporting that assertion; but in all other cases,
the time limit for tenants to respond will be extended to 10 days
(i.e., for non payment of rent). Talk about confusion and complications.
Of course no mention is made about the extra rent loss to the
owner that results from the extra 5 days to respond and 5 days
to leave. That amounts to an extra 10-day rent loss over and above
the rent losses now suffered by Housing Providers already.
AB 1059 (Lieber):
Retaliatory Eviction, Punitive Damages.
Should the cap on punitive damages be increased from $1,000 to
$2,000? This bill seeks to assist tenants who have been the subject
of a retaliatory eviction by increasing the limit on punitive
damages that may be awarded in these cases from $1,000 to $2,000.
As initially introduced, this bill was much broader in dealing
with the subject of landlord harassment by prohibiting landlords
from engaging in specified acts with malice. This has all been
deleted. If you remember this was the bill that copied word for
work the Santa Monica Tenant Harassment ordinance.
AB
1217 (Leno): Relocation Benefits
Amended as of April 21, 2003. This bill adds the following words:
"© Diminishes or enhances any power in any public entity
to mitigate any adverse impact on persons displaced by reason
of the withdrawal from rent or lease of any accommodations."
The purpose of this addition is to give the City the power to
require relocation benefits to be paid to tenants no matter what
their financial income status is. Under current law, only low
income tenants are entitled to receive relocation benefits under
an Ellis eviction. This bill also reaffirms the right of an owner
of a residential hotel, as defined in Section 50519 of the Health
and Safety Code, to withdraw guest rooms or efficiency units under
Ellis, without interference from the City. This bill is set to
be heard for vote in committee on May 5, 2003.
AB 1256 (Koretz):
Rent Control
An act to amend Sections 1954.52 and 1954.53 of the Civil Code,
relating to rent control. This bill would abolish the Costa-Hawkins
act, and place under rent con-trol all buildings built after 1979,
as well as buildings built before 1979. This bill was referred
to committee in March 2003, but has not moved forward. It does
not seem to have support.
AB 1384 (Maddox):
Pre-termination Inspection
Clarifies existing law which requires a landlord to notify a tenant
of his or her right to request an initial inspection of the rental
unit prior to terminat-ing a tenancy by providing that a landlord
is NOT required to give such a notice or perform the inspection
when the landlord has served on the tenant a three-day notice
to pay or quit.
AB
1361 (McCarthy): Non-Residential Security Deposits
Non-residential security deposit refund within 30 days, not two
weeks. This bill was referred to committee in March 2003, and
is set for hearing May 6, 2003.
SB
90 (Torlakson): Residential Security Deposit Refund
Existing law requires the landlord, within three weeks after the
tenant vacates, to furnish the tenant, by personal delivery or
by first-class mail, an itemized statement indicating the basis
and amount of any security received and the disposition of the
security. This bill would revise these provisions to require a
landlord to include a receipt for any labor or material the landlord
has paid for and has deducted from the security. If the receipt
lacks certain information about the person or entity providing
the labor or material, the landlord would be required to provide
it that information. The bill would establish specific methods
by which a landlord could may satisfy his or her obligation to
provide the above-described information and remaining security,
if any, within three 3 weeks. As of April 23, 2003 this bill seems
destined to pass senate. As proposed this bill might require the
OWNER to actually do all repair work within the 3 weeks, so that
bills and receipts for that work are available to be sent to the
tenant.
SB
178 (Cedillo): Rent Control
An act to amend Section 1954.53 of the Civil Code (Costa-Hawkins),
relating to rent control.Costa-Hawkins prohibits cities from imposing
requirements on developers to construct deed restricted units
as conditions to approving new construction or rehabilitation
of existing units. This bill would specify that Costa-Hawkins,
does not prohibit cities from (1) requiring low income deed restricted
units to be built and (2) to enforce rent controls on units built
or rehabilitated pursuant to the cities inclusionary zoning requirements.
This bill is a major change to Costa-Hawkins , and probably will
result in unforeseen results of much higher density in cities,
and fewer new construction projects being built. This bill seems
destined to be passed by Senate.
SB 345 (Kuehl): Amendment
to Costa-Hawkins and other Landlord-tenant Related Laws
First, for all owner occupancy terminations starting January 1,
2004, (i.e. where the owner evicts a tenant to gain occupancy
of the unit) the rent for that unit shall be the same rent as
the evicted tenant was paying, for a period of 5 years starting
from the date that the owner first moves into the unit, no matter
how many vacancies occurred after the owner vacates the unit (note
normally, the owner must stay in the unit for at least one year).
Under existing law, an owner who vacated a unit after a year would
have to rent that unit at the old rent. But after the that new
tenant vacated, the owner could go to market rent. Here Kuehl
is making the owner keep the rent at the initial rent for a full
5 years after the owner first occupied the unit. This Kuehl bill
does not apply to most condominiums. Second, this Kuehl bill freezes
the file of all UD lawsuits filed for 60 days after judgment is
entered against the tenant. This is an attempt to stop Housing
Providers from finding out if the new proposed tenant who is applying
for an apartment has been evicted from their last apartment. Each
OWNER should have a proposed tenant fill out an application about
these details and if they lie the OWNER can evict for misrepresentation
on the application (See ACTION rental agreement). Third, the Kuehl
bill seeks to require a plaintiff to now attach to the complaint
the following documents: (a) a copy of any notice of termination
served on the defendant (b) a copy of any notice served on the
city (with proof of service on the city) [remember, in SM we are
required to serve a copy of a 3-day and 60-day notice on the Rent
Board. We must now attach a copy of that document in our complaint-more
traps for the unwary. (c) any proof of service of the notice served
on the defendant or any public entity, (d) any written rental
agreement or lease regarding the premises, and (e) proof of registration
with any local rent stabilization entity. These new requirements
will create havoc with unlawful detainer lawsuits, and in the
case of Owner Occupancy Evictions, and even technical violations
might result in the same owner being precluded for 4 years from
trying to evict that tenant again. Clearly, Kuehl is trying to
complicate the eviction process to such an extent that it becomes
almost unworkable for the average OWNER to evict a tenant. Fourth,
a tenant may cure the non-payment of rent default by tendering
to the OWNER the rent due at any time prior to the beginning of
UD trial. This is one of the major changes in landlord tenant
law for over 150 years. The tenant may do this only once every
two years, and only if the tenant has resided in the unit for
one year. Fifth, showing her true drug loving colors, Kuehl now
has limited the ability of the housing authority to evict tenants
for drug related crimes committed within the government owned
apartment unit. While this part of the amendment only concerns
public housing providers, it shows the extent to which Kuehl is
going to stop all evictions. If she intended to do so, she could
not start the destruction of rental housing within our state in
a more effective manner. She is Public Enemy Number One to housing.
This bill is set for third reading, and if it passes it will go
to full Senate.
SB 515 (Kuehl): Amendment
to SLAPP Statute
However, it does not seem to be going anyway, and is totally confusing.
Not a housing issue for now.
HOW GOES OUR ECONOMY?
With
all the bad news on the state legislative level, one may ask why
own an apartment building at all? Clearly the powers that be,
are trying to drive all good OWNER out of the business. Perhaps
there is a plan among Kuehl and her cohorts to take over ownership
of apartment buildings altogether and make them state owned and
controlled. What better way to secure a stronger voter base to
promote their own political self interests, than by filling apartment
buildings with low income tenants who vote your political ticket.
For instance, if one studies LA city government it is clear the
City has that plan already in motion. The City of LA has sponsored
many non-profit organizations (top heavy with employee salaries)
and these agencies go around buying up apartment buildings at
deep discounts with City money, after the City Building and Safety
and Housing Department puts these buildings into their REAP program
(alleged building code violations). This one-two punch has been
in operation in LA for many years. First the City comes in with
a long list of required repairs, most of which are unneeded or
tenant created defects. The OWNER overwhelmed with the scope of
repairs and the short time limit to make them, falls behind. The
building is then placed into the City's REAP program where tenants
are told not to pay the owner any further rent, and the owner
loses his rental income stream. Next, the owner falls behind in
mortgage payments, there is no money to make repairs. Finally,
the OWNER in desperate straights, sees the non-profits low ball
offer as salvation. A neat trick, which sounds like a federal
RICO violation.
Is
there a silver lining to all this distress? Well the general economy
as we all know is in a funk. The War in Iraq (and the run up time
to the beginning of the war) has created unsteady times for all.
The lament is nationwide and universally similar. The Conference
Board announced lately that the U.S. leading index decreased 0.2
percent. The leading index declined for a second consecutive month
in March 2003, but the information available so far in April suggests
that these declines will not continue. The leading index has been
fluctuating around a flat trend since December 2001. The flatness
in the leading index suggests that U.S. real GDP growth will stay
in the 2-3% range for now. As long as economic growth is constrained
in this range, the labor market cannot improve. The coincident
index has been essentially flat in recent months with gains in
income and sales offset by weakness in employment and industrial
production. With economic growth at or slightly below potential,
the coincident index is unlikely to grow strongly.
Half of the ten indicators that make up the leading index decreased
in March. The negative contributors to the index
beginning with the largest negative contributor
were
building permits, average weekly initial claims for unemployment
insurance (inverted), interest rate spread, real money supply,
and index of consumer expectations. The positive contributors
(from the largest positive contributor) were vendor performance,
stock prices, manufacturers' new orders for non-defense capital
goods, and manufacturers' new orders for consumer goods and materials.
Average weekly manufacturing hours held steady in March.
The Federal government ran up a deficit of $252.6 billion in the
first six months of the 2003 budget year, nearly twice the total
for the same period a year earlier. The total deficit so far this
fiscal year, from October 2002 through March 2003, compares with
a shortfall of $131.9 billion a year earlier. Government revenues
were down by 6.1 percent to $825.2 billion for the six months
in comparison to the same period a year earlier. That partly reflected
lower tax revenue from the listless economy. Individual income
tax payments totaled $372.1 billion, representing an 6.8 percent
decline from the previous year. Corporate tax payments plunged
by 43 percent to $44.6 billion. That sharp drop reflected in part
the impact of business tax cuts enacted last year and weaker profits,
the Congressional Budget Office said. Federal spending for the
six months totaled $1.08 trillion, a 6.6 percent increase from
the corresponding period in fiscal 2002. The biggest spending
categories so far this budget year are: Social Security, $249.3
billion; programs of the Health and Human Services Department,
including Medicare and Medicaid, $246.5 billion; military, $180.9
billion; interest on the public debt, $160.6 billion. For the
entire 2002 budget year, which ended Sept. 30, the government
ran up a deficit of $157.8 billion, ending four consecutive years
of surpluses. For the month of March 2003, the government produced
a deficit of $58.7 billion. That was based on revenues of $120.4
billion and outlays of $179.1 billion. The deficit for March,
however, was smaller than the shortfall of $64.2 billion recorded
for the same month last year.
The U.S. House of Representatives just passed a $2.2 trillion
budget, bringing federal spending up to about $25,000 for every
family in the nation. The Congressional Budget Office estimates
that deficits over the next 10 years will reach $1.2 trillion.
The Financial Times gives a $1.5 trillion estimate. And Goldman
Sachs puts the number as high as $4.2 trillion. Meanwhile, the
states face huge financial problems. They're cutting back on police,
libraries, roads just about everything in an effort
to close the $100 billion gap between revenues and expenditures.
"State governments are under siege," says the President
of the National Conference of State Legislatures. New York faced
a "doomsday budget," say the press reports. How come
the states are forced to cut back...while the Feds keep expanding?
Fed governor Ben Bernanke explained last summer: "We have
a technology called a printing press...!" The states can't
print money; the feds can.
However,
here at home in Santa Monica things may be different. A local
long time real estate broker, Vince Muselli, reports that Archstone
Communities, the Englewood, CO-based apartment REIT, bought three
buildings in Santa Monica (425 Broadway, 1455 Fourth St. and 1915
Ocean Way) for a total of 57,500,000. With those types of numbers,
one wonders what is going on. Is real estate exempt from the hard
times which seem to hang over the heads of all other areas of
the economy? Well figures released in April 2003 (this month)
by the U.S. Commerce Department showed that new homes were started
at a seasonally adjusted annual rate of 1.78 million in March,
an increase of 8.3 percent from February 2003's pace of 1.64 million
units. National Association of Home Builders (a Washington-based
trade association) said that this report "provides good news
that the industry remained resilient through major weather gyrations
as well as uncertainties related to the war in Iraq and a potential
terrorist backlash. It's now clear that, in this year's first
quarter, housing once again provided a solid contribution to growth
in the nation's Gross Domestic Product." And that about sums
up the economy. The housing market is the engine that keeps this
country's economy running.
At a recent real estate trends conference held by the Urban Land
Institute in Washington D.C. the message was that Real estate
continues to be the favored investment despite rising vacancy
rates and falling rents in the office and apartment markets. Real
estate still appears to be the investment vehicle most able to
withstand a variety of unknowns. Because real estate has consistently
outperformed other forms of investment, investment capital continues
to flow into real estate from a variety of sources, such as pension
funds, foreign investment companies and private investors, with
the sum total approaching $90 billion overall. The multifamily
sector will remain a strong investment area, even though vacancy
rates are up, due to steady population increases in the years
ahead that will fuel productivity and generate demand for development
to accommodate the growth. (The U.S. Census Bureau projects that
the nation's population will rise by more than 60 million by 2025.)
Where are these people to live? Well in our apartment buildings
of course. Better, is the fact that population trends show that
the LA area will increase in growth faster and greater than most
other areas of the country. Furthermore, the West Coast is seen
as safer than the East Coast because of terrorism concerns. Finally,
job growth is seen stronger in LA area than in most sectors of
the country. The nearly 80 million young people born between the
early 1980s and 2002 have the potential to boost the apartment
market demand in the years ahead, with demand particularly high
for less expensive "class B" and "class C"
space. The more expensive "class A" space is likely
to become increasingly popular with empty-nester baby boomers
who choose to rent, rather than own. We have both types of buildings
in our City.
The Real Estate sector is so strong that even Alan Greenspan (Federal
Reserve Chairman) is paying attention to its performance. He had
a private meeting on April 9, 2003 with a select group of 23 brokers
from large real estate companies around the country to tap their
collective views on the state of the nation's local and regional
housing markets. When you're hot, you're hot.
Back in the LA area, First Republic Bank reports that luxury home
values in California climbed 3 percent last year, with Southern
California values hitting some of their highest levels on record.
Values in Los Angeles were up 3.6 percent in 2002 compared with
2001. Fourth quarter values in the city were up 3 percent from
the previous quarter, driving average prices up to $1.34 million,
the highest since 1992. David Mossler, of Mossler, Deasy &
Doe in Beverly Hills, said the strength of the entertainment business
and lack of inventory in Southern California continue to drive
the luxury home market. "In West Los Angeles, there is great
demand for quality houses that are well-priced, but I have buyers
who can't find houses."
Economic
Summary for This Month
What all the above means is that the economy is in a state of
suspense. With high spending and low revenue, the government is
printing more and more paper money. This decreases the value of
the money, increases overseas currencies against the US Dollar,
and makes owning stocks and bonds somewhat risky. Furthermore,
keeping cash in the bank probably results in a 2 to 3% loss each
year on that real value of those funds. The fact that gold is
going up in value indicates that the dollar is going down in value.
Real Estate single family homes seem to be holding their own in
value, but there is a possibility that expensive homes will decrease
in value with the worsening of the job market. Thus the only really
fail safe investment for now is residential rental properties.
Investment properties are insulated from foreign investment trends,
and are not jeopardized by decreases in high end single family
home sales. Indeed, as single family home values fall, more and
more people are moving into rental units because they cannot afford
the large mortgages. So with all the uncertainties that accompany
poor economic times, rental income is the best place to put your
money.
AN
OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
| Dear
Mr. President,
Thank
you and congratulations on your recent victory in Iraq.
Many people were doubtful that you would do so well and
so fast. (General Barry McCaffery (ret.) for one was especially
harsh in his criticisms- sour milk). I for one, was sure
that you would succeed, and quickly so. Now those same doubters
are telling you where to invade and not invade next. Some
want you to go into Syria and some into Iran or North Korea.
Well from one who has always been supportive of you and
your wars, I would like you to think about invading another
political entity, one equally as horrible as any of the
axis of evil you have already identified.
I know that you do not want to invade just any country,
but only one where there exists rampant and gross violations
of human civil liberties, one which is controlled by a few
with dictatorial power depriving people of basic rights
of freedom of speech, political expression and property
rights.
I
suggest that there is another locale more menacing, more
anti-humanitarian, more terrorist oriented than any you
have been told about to date. Mr. President if you would
extend the Iraq-Iran-North Korea axis-of-evil line through
its natural progression (into and through the Pacific Ocean)
you would reach, yes Mr. President, the City of Santa Monica.
This fourth locale, the actual anchor of the axis of evil,
is more heinous, more burdensome, more repressive than any
other government you have seen yet. Santa Monica ruled by
a radical religious political minority party called SMRR,
and is more repressive than Saddam Hussein or any other
leader you have had the misfortune to see or hear about
(either in person or on television). Here in Santa Monica
there is no right to speak freely (see Tenant Harassment
Law making it illegal for a Housing Provider to talk to
or not talk to a tenant) and there is no private property
rights (see Rent Control and Zoning, laws) as you have in
America under your 1st and 5th amendments to the U.S. Constitution.
So what I am suggesting to you, is that you have your US
Armed forces invade Santa Monica, and liberate it from the
unholy alliance who rule it like a private country club.
In the process, you will be liberating the few Americans
who are being held hostage here (forced to work at maintaining
apartment buildings for absentee tenants).
While
I am not a military expert by any means, I have been studying
the situation (based on what I have learned from CNN's "Iraqi
Freedom"
was that their name or yours?). I suggest that you send
only one aircraft carrier (from San Diego) plus 15 tank
carrier ships and 5,000 paratroopers (the 101st Air Borne
would be preferable, they have Bastone flowing in their
blood). Be sure to park the air craft carrier near Catalina
Island, because if it comes any closer your pilots will
over-fly the city and may be bomb Beverly Hills by mistake.
The two towns are getting to look and feel very much alike.
(Bombing Beverly Hills would be a negative thing, and you
will be hearing about that in movies for years to come).
A few Harrier jets will easily take out all opposition.
Now, land the tanks on the beach south of the pier, drive
up Ocean Park Blvd. to Main Street, turn left and go 5 blocks
to city hall (you can't miss that building, it is the only
one in Santa Monica which has an american flag flying-it
is a throw back to the old days before SM succeeded from
the United States). Do NOT land north of the pier because
there is a large bluff there and that will slow the tanks
up considerably. They would have to drive up the California
Incline, and the poor condition it is in, will mean great
delays for the tanks. Drop the 5,000 paratroopers onto the
Rand Land across from city hall. (Please be careful not
to ruin the $53,000,000 soil we just purchased). However,
if the carrier plans wish to blow up some buildings, may
I suggest the new Saddam Hussein Memorial Civil Servant
Building being built behind City Hall at the tune of $64,000,000.
That building is perhaps the ugliest building ever built
by humans (if indeed they are in control of the design and
building), and is suppose to be Nouveau Oppression in design
(I don't doubt it for a moment). It is also destined to
be the headquarters for the repressive city semi-secret
police department, where SMRR plans to further intimidate
housing providers of our city. If you give me some warning
of your visit, I will have crosses painted on the tops of
local apartment buildings which have gotten Costa-Hawkins
increases, the rest just blow away.
Santa Monica is so very close to Baghdad in so many ways.
People are sleeping in the streets starving, no food to
eat and no shelter to keep them warm, no clothes to wear,
and yet the City is busy building these edifice mansions
to the greater glory of its political leaders. Rand redevelopment
($53,000,000 to start $300,000,000 to finish?), police station
($72,000,000) public library (it will hold only 1/6 more
books and cost $66,000,000). Doesn't that sound like Saddam
Hussein's program of building palaces while his people starved
to death. All public revenues being used to build unneeded
palaces to promote the grandeur of the SMRR political party,
to the detriment of schools, poor, homeless, and the hungry
sleeping in the streets. By the way, the poor living the
Pico Corridor will quickly come to join your forces once
you drive into town, they will be a wealth of information
to discovery where the City's hidden documents of graft
and nepotism are buried. They will also assist you in rooting
out the enemies of the people.
Now while I do not think you will need the same size army
as in Iraq, I do not want you to under-rate these political
quacks. they have staying power, they know a good thing
(money train) when they see it, and will not be easily deposed.
There is no tearing down of a statute or two and then going
home. I think it will be harder in some ways than in Baghdad.
These hacks will fight like cats and dogs for their quarters.
However, if you time your arrive correctly, most of them
will be away living in their real homes, as many of them
only have apartments in our city as vacation homes, absentee
tenants.
Dear
President, do not abandon us, we are overwhelmed, abused,
battered and forlorn. Help us. Please bring the American
flag and all it stands for, to Santa Monica. We here are
ready to embrace the American way of life with its constitutional
guarantees. We have forgotten what that all means, but if
you leave a caretaker government behind, we will learn what
American is about, all over again.
Rosario
Perry
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